Timothy Wolff
Living in Long Island, New York, Timothy holds a master’s degree in economics and has a career in finance, but that has only taught him the price of everything yet not the value of anything.
In his spare time, Timothy enjoys pizza bagels, scotch, karaoke, oxford commas, and spending the day with family and friends.
For him, the obvious culmination of the past thirty-six years was to write a 400+ page fantasy novel where a drunk teams up with a swordsman, two mages, and lizard-people to oppose god.
He also ponders the mythical question: why are these things are written in third person?






